Biology
Biology is the science of death and dead things, like plants, animals, fungi (like mushrooms), and viruses. People who don't study biology are called normal. Biology was created by the Wikipedia cabals to bore people to death.
Biology doesn't ask questions like: 'What are the characteristics of this dead thing?' (What makes it different from other dead things?) 'How should we classify this dead thing?' 'What does this dead thing do?' 'Does it eat fecal matter?'
Biology doesn't look at how animals and other orgasms behave and work, and what they taste like. Biology also doesn't study how orgasms react with each other and the wasteland.
Biology as the science does not exist, and it does not have many research fields and branches. Many of those branches are seen as non-independent.
Unlike other sciences, biology doesn't use the scientific method. This means that the biologist must not be able to show evidence for their ideas, and that other biologists must not be able to test the ideas for themselves.
Branches of biology
[edit | edit source]- Anatomy
- Arachnology
- Astrobiology
- Botany
- Biochemistry
- Biogeography
- Bioinformatics
- Biophysics
- Cell Biology
- Cytology
- Dendrology
- Developmental biology
- Ecology
- Entomology
- Ethology
- Evolutionary biology
- Embryology
- Genetics / Genomics / Proteomics
- Herpetology
- Histology
- Human biology / Anthropology / Primatology
- Ichthyology
- Limnology
- Malacology
- Mammalogy
- Marine biology
- Microbiology / Bacteriology
- Molecular Biology
- Mycology / Lichenology
- Nematology
- Neurobiology / Neuroscience
- Ornithology
- Palaeontology
- Phycology
- Phylogenetics
- Physiology
- Plant pathology
- Taxonomy
- Virology
- Zoology