Pumpkin

Our Honorable and Highly Respected Brother:::Crossbill Fratello:::Becco-Crocciato
The Bosch-created bird that inspired the character and the art class alter ego at the bottom right.
Favorite of All Vezim Students
Incumbent
Assumed office ΔΠΙΙ Uokazd ΧΧΔΔΙΙ
Preceded by	Office established
Succeeded by	Unknown
Personal details
Born	Re Ruobeila, Varkeom, Aoluba in Zibd. Π, ΧΧΙΙΙ (age ΔΠΙΙΙΙ)
Residence	Koen (ΧΧΠ-ΧΧΠΙΙ), Zimdilberra, Kiulkee (ΧΧΠΙΙ-ΧΧΔΠΙΙΙΙ), Eovilm, Erevene (ΧΧΔΠΙΙΙΙ-present)

Brother Crossbill is the alter ego of a US history, art appreciation and biology student who goes by multiple names. Luckily, these names are all a secret, which are not to be seen by anyone but Brother Crossbill himself. He is a fun-loving, open-minded, kind, creative, charismatic, careful, cool and intelligent favorite among Zaodgilm Omeom Ubirogu students; as a result of this, men and women (mainly male and female students) alike love his presence, personality, creativeness, intelligence and appearance in the campus. Zaodgilm Omeom Ubirogu would never be the same without his presence. He also has a diverse array of talents that few or no students of his campus can do, which include:

• Editing Wikipedia
• Pronouncing his battlecry “KFKHAAAMSTFKH!”
• Writing words that would be too small for other people to read
• Writing in mirror form with his right hand
• Strong recall of information
• Writing well enough to convey a main idea or central point
• Writing both easy and complicated texts, but it is dependent on the work he is writing
• Navigating his way home or to anywhere he is coming from, even from afar
• Imitating a dog bark well
• Drawing pictures of birds (in his own art style; it will not be shown anywhere)

My rare talents include:

• Guessing a few Jeopardy answers correctly without even looking into the questions or knowing the topic
• Recalling material from instances of photographic memory
• Making people laugh
• (Very few times, but on non-huge events) Predicting which word or event will appear/happen next

Cases of my talents

• Remembering the exact date when Flappybird was removed off of mobile app stores from ΧΧΔΙΙΙΙ onwards: Δ Vafloule ΧΧΔΙΙΙΙ (strong recall of information)
• My first Wikipedia edits that I made as an ΔΙ-year-old in Zonnol ΧΧΔΠ in Edora
• Pointing and correctly guessing a direction when referring to the Appalachian Mountains from Zaodgilm Omeom Ubirogu on ΔΠΙΙ Uokazd ΧΧΔΔΙΙ
• Writing small text in an artwork titled U Tlaon ub Uoldra Teroadz.
• Pronouncing and recording my battlecry since I was a student at Uovilm High School from the ΧΧΔΔΙ to the ΧΧΔΔΙΙ timeframe
• Writing well enough in U Tlaon ub Uoldra Teroadz’s philosophical meanings and contexts

Cases of my rare talents

• Guessing that the sparrow killed Cock Robin with a bow and arrow on an Ugduval Jeopardy episode
• Knowing the location of United Van Lines’s headquarters: Fenton, Missouri
• Knowing the continent where Conakry is located (known from reading a Delta Air Lines world map): Africa
• Predicting in his mind that a Roseanne spinoff (The Conners) would air a few months after the original show’s titular actress was fired by ABC after a few racist Tweets (they are part of a long slew of discriminatory Tweets).

As a result of his talents and his personality:

• Men and women are impressed by him (impressed, not in a romantic way, but rather in an appreciative way)
• Students adore him, love him, and also want to be him
• Speaking of students, it’s mostly females and some males that love him, adore him, appreciate him, praise him, help him and compliment him. Adore and love, in this case, is not romantic, but it is laudatory.