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All ordeals are temporary. 108.7.216.159 (talk) 03:14, 26 October 2022 (UTC)

[editor's note: nine hours later...]

The ordeal was over. 108.7.216.159 (talk) 19:17, 26 October 2022 (UTC)

a man’s descent into insanity

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I am a fiscal conservative who is very socially moderate. I believe that centrism is a force for good and is the only way for society to make any changes. I believe the capitalism is one of the best inventions of all time. It allows anyone of any background to become successful, which I believe to be very important.

no point in having political views when everything is decided by the elite

No

Expecting almond delivery promptly.

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WARNING: If you read this, do not see who murdered Mrs. Maureen Lyon and Mrs. Boyle! Read at your own risk!

Hypocritical "warning" is noted and appropriately acted on.

this is so terrible i want to vomit

I've 'ed the main account.

you speak to me with some god dam respect you keyboard worrier

ANI is a cesspit at the best of times, and ArbCom is so broken that it's beyond a joke

You are spiteful and a wikipedia nazi

I will be forced to create The Anti-Praxidicae Justice League of Wikimedia.

Stop icon You may be blocked from editing without further warning the next time you remove or blank page content or templates from Wikipedia without giving a valid reason for the removal in the edit summary, as you did at Cairngorm Club. M.Bitton (talk) 15:44, 13 July 2022 (UTC)

Thank you for your threat of blocking. I was simplifying the header as there is an argument about whether this is a mountaineering or hillwalking club. To avoid this I am simply stating that it is a club. If you wish to block me from Wikipedia please go ahead. Bblqk37 (talk) 15:56, 13 July 2022 (UTC)
I suggest you don't ignore #Managing_a_conflict_of_interest. M.Bitton (talk) 16:01, 13 July 2022 (UTC)
Thank you. I have read managing a conflict of interest. Could you please explain why you think a simple change to a header and adding valid, correct information is a conflict of interest? Can you please supply your full name and country of residence. Many thanks again for your interest. Bblqk37 (talk) 16:36, 13 July 2022 (UTC)
Asking that is not wise. For starters, people have a right to be anonymous here. Second, it just sound creepy to even ask. Third, it isn't any of your business. Dennis Brown - 2¢ 20:39, 13 July 2022 (UTC)
Nothing creepy.It is my business if you are threatening to block me. I think you are in the USA. The lost white tribe of North America. Ruined the English language and our economy. Now you telling us what to do? Is it any wonder we don't like Americans in the UK or Russia. Bblqk37 (talk) 18:05, 15 July 2022 (UTC)

A shower of stupid dumbass American fucking wankers, every last childish one you lazy ugly fat useless bastards. Nazi fuckers. Burn in hell.

Let's make it red. And bold. And in a 48-point blackletter font. And blink. Template:Hat <blink> do not remove this notice from pages that you have created yourself. </blink> Template:Hab

This is what I would at like if I were a vandal "you all suck die die die die die"

Oh, I do apologise, what an important distinction you raise. I'm sure you go around telling people they only appear like pedophilia apologists all the time and they think you're just wonderful.

Information icon There is currently a discussion at Wikipedia:Administrators' noticeboard/Incidents regarding an issue with which you may have been involved. Thank you. Carolmooredc (Talkie-Talkie) 04:45, 4 September 2014 (UTC)

Oh joy, an ANI thread with Eric and Carol. I'll grab some popcorn and hide working on getting The Who to FA status and related album articles to GA. Somebody let me know when it's over. Ritchie333 (talk) (cont) 15:25, 4 September 2014 (UTC)
It's rubbish like this that really makes me wonder what the Hell this project is about, and whether I want to be associated with it. I'd thought that we were trying to build an encyclopedia, but apparently we're trying to create some kind of gender equality Utopia. I've only got one thing to say about that, which is fuck it, and fuck Wikipedia. Eric Corbett 00:48, 5 September 2014 (UTC)

OMG THAT'S EMBARASSING

Making racists mad on Wikipedia since 2016.

1+3=3

...think about it

The Barnstar of Good Humor

Your edits to the 2016 Brussels bombings talk page are very much appreciated.

I was wondering when this would devolve into subtle accusations of racism against fellow editors.

believe me, there's a lot of people there who don't need me.

My reasons are beyond yourt feeble mortal comprehensions.,

ADMINS - MONITOR EDITOR TheCurrencyGuy FOR ULTRA RIGHT WING NATIONALIST DEVIANT BEHAVIOR.

I’m an new user! You don’t have the right to delete my userpage! I ask you to please restore this page! It’s an userpage, not an Wikipedia article! Lobby And TheoTheoDerich (talk) 02:28, 3 September 2022 (UTC)

Hi Lobby And TheoTheoDerich! Welcome to Wikipedia! I'm glad that you decided to create an account an join us! I understand that you're new here, but you need to understand that we have policies and guidelines that I must not only follow (being an admin doesn't exempt me from being required to follow all of the rules as well), but enforce as well. The reason I deleted your user page was because it consisted of advertising and promotion. Wikipedia is not a place for advertising or promotion, and Wikipedia's user page guidelines here state that advertising and promotion is not allowed on your user page. Your user page was deleted because it met the criteria in policy allowing me to do so.
I don't want the deletion to result in you feeling disheartened or upset, but on the other aspect - you need to understand that this website is about building an encyclopedia; it's not about advertising the game you want people to download. If the deletion makes you that upset, you should ask yourself if you are here for the right reasons. Are you here to help us build an encyclopedia and make Wikipedia a better place for anyone to read and enjoy? You stated that you are brand new here, but then go on to say that I don't have the right to delete your user page. Your last sentence also (incorrectly) implies that you believe that I'm only allowed to delete articles, and not user pages. For someone who understands that they're brand new to Wikipedia (you stated this above), you're making (very incorrect) assumptions despite acknowledging that you're new and that you're not familiar with all of our policies.
My advice to you is that that you withhold any assumptions that you might find yourself wanting to make, and that you take some time to familiarize yourself with Wikipedia. We have an extensive getting started page, as well as an interactive new user tutorial; both will be very beneficial for you, and I highly recommend reading through and completing them. Please let me know if you have any questions, or if you need any assistance - I'll be more than happy to help! :-) Best regards - ~Oshwah~(talk) (contribs) 03:02, 3 September 2022 (UTC)
You… Stay away! You’re trying to harm me! You deleted my userpage as an new user, you musted man! Stay away from me! Lobby And TheoTheoDerich (talk) 03:04, 3 September 2022 (UTC)
Template:YO Meh. Oshwah is a great guy and like ten times nicer than I. I think you are being unduly harsh. -- Deepfriedokra (talk) 03:10, 3 September 2022 (UTC)
Stay away, I said. I am issuing my final warning, stay away. —Lobby And TheoTheoDerich (talk) 03:11, 3 September 2022 (UTC)
You appear to be making a threat, to another editor. GoodDay (talk) 03:12, 3 September 2022 (UTC)
Template:Ec Lobby And TheoTheoDerich - Given your response above, it's becoming clear to me that you just aren't willing to learn and understand Wikipedia's policies and guidelines no matter how clear and easy I make doing so for you. I hope that I'm reading you incorrectly and that you prove me wrong, and that you become a constructive editor and that you contribute positively to the project. All I'll say to you is that the mindset and attitude that you demonstrated above will just lead you to being shown the exit door (not by me, but by another administrator) should you continue editing with that mindset. Regardless, I wish you a great day and happy editing. :-) Best - ~Oshwah~(talk) (contribs) 03:16, 3 September 2022 (UTC)

Respectfully, what have you been smoking?

How can we make it better?

By correcting lies written by wikipedia

How did you come across the tutorial series?
  • it was by mistake but it really helped me
How long did you spend looking through it, and which parts did you read?
  • 20mins and all of it
Did the tutorial coping to learn about?
  • Yes
Was it easy to understand?
  • very much
Did it help make you feel more confident editing?
  • vert much
How can we make it better?
  • mackung it shorter
Any other comment

can you help by giving us a way we can massage people or even cintactpeople a

[by the way, the section title was "the age of fish"]

How did you come across the tutorial series?
  • As a very good student and "obedient" talented "learner" at school I could only say that my great teacher in Mathematics forwarded me to the great alpha phi beta magna wikipedia students and contributors. Oh I love to study "hard"!
How long did you spend looking through it, and which parts did you read?

I spend 6 to 7 hours a day on wikipedia feeds 3 hours after school and 3 hours after evening studies like from 11 pm to 2 am and wake up at 5:30 am in the morning for school.

Did the tutorial cover the topics you were hoping to learn about?

Oh yes i loved it. It did covered the topics I was hoping to learn about it. I am a great "learner". Especially on "multiple" topics...

Was it easy to understand?

Yes it was very easy to understand because I am the best student of my class and even in my school. My scientific know-how ( i am a great "learner") enables me to understand really "fast".

Did it help make you feel more confident editing?

I am a "beginner" and wish to progress "fast" in --editing- mathematical and advanced geometry and statistics articles

How can we make it better?

Please "provide" me with great "tools" for editing- I am craving to "contribute" to your "Foundation" for all editors around the world

Any other comments?
  • thanks to wikipedia for " providing me" great "ressources" and "tools" for my advanced knowledges in Advanced Mathematics and Spatial Geometry and Physics of Laws and Orders
How did you come across the tutorial series?
  • Link from another page
How long did you spend looking through it, and which parts did you read?
  • 2-3 minutes
Did the tutorial cover the topics you were hoping to learn about?
  • Yes/No
Was it easy to understand?
  • Not in the context that it was conveying opinions rather than ONLY facts
Did it help make you feel more confident editing?
  • n/a
How can we make it better?
  • Remove opinions1
Any other comments?
  • I will no longer be viewing Wikipedia as a knowledge source, rather a leftist propaganda propagator

Bye

Any other comments?

republicans did this

How did you come across the tutorial series?
  • Wikipedia Administrator Lady Liz (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Liz) has approved my request and has sent a valuable list of internal Wikipedia pages for the training of new editors. One of the pages of that list is the 'Introduction' page.
How long did you spend looking through it, and which parts did you read?
  • I have chosen the option of showing all sections of the Introduction as a single page, then I have leisurely read the full introduction (every section), in the course of two days, interspersed with attending to other tasks.
Did the tutorial cover the topics you were hoping to learn about?
  • Undoubtedly yes, it is well written and complete as an introduction, with relevant internal links to more detailed information.
Was it easy to understand?
  • Certainly, the language is clear and the distribution logical. It hardly needs any improvement, in my view.
Did it help make you feel more confident editing?
  • I have already edited some other wikis, whether sister projects of the Wikimedia Foundation such as Wikivoyage, or non-Wikimedia wikis such as Wikitravel, Metapedia, Fascipedia and Dixiepedia (this one closed in late 2009, the others are active as of March 2023).
How can we make it better?
  • It is already excellent as it is now. Some other editors may have suggestions, but at this point I have none.
Any other comments?
  • Yes, regarding style. I am a polyglot fluent in various languages, but when I write in English I normally use traditional British Standard, except in specific contexts (such as scientific or technical information) in which I use an accepted international standard. I hope that my linguistic norms shall not conflict with those of Wikipedia or with the usage of other contributors.

Thanks for the fine work that You are doing, Gentlemen, and go ahead with it. Receive a Strong Confederate Salute.

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How long did you spend looking through it, and which parts did you read🕌
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How can we make it better🕌
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Before the case went to court, there was a pre-trial hearing regarding points of law. Two points raised were; "Did the United States need to prove intent to violate the Gold Reserve Act to gain a warrant for seizure?", and "did the United States need to prove their case beyond reasonable doubt?". On both points, the judge ruled that intent was irrelevant in terms of getting a warrant, and because this was a civil case and not a criminal one, the government only needed to show a preponderance of evidence. The rooster was then held in a federal bank vault until the case was heard as the judge refused to grant bail to it.

Vandalism, Racism, Legal Threats, and Possible Sock Puppetry: A Tale of a Novice Wikipedian In Over Her Head

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(non-admin) I don't see that this rises to the point where it needs administrator intervention. How about both of you just agree to stop interacting with each other, stop talking about each other, avoid editing the same pages, and go find something more productive to do? Thebiguglyalien (talk) 23:28, 29 March 2023 (UTC)

An iban is grossly out of proportion compared to whatever fault I had. NotReallySoroka (talk) 23:38, 29 March 2023 (UTC)
That sounds like a fuckin' awesome recommendation. -- C. A. Russell (talk) 04:20, 30 March 2023 (UTC)

Template:Tq I don't suppose you have the power to make this happen in my RL. :-) One more wish: although it's a somewhat messy block log based on the conversation you've been having with yourself, perhaps you should clarify the log by CU-blocking Benutzer:Ijumdiya wadzani...it would make it easier for anyone looking at the log later. Thanks for your hard work.--Bbb23 (talk) 15:53, 3 September 2022 (UTC)

Hi Bbb23! God, if only I could grant wishes in real life... :-) And yes, good call - I have no problem putting that block back onto the account. Sigh... yeah, I didn't exactly leave that account's block log in clean and perfect order... :-/
I blocked this user on accident while using the SPI script to block the other sock users I found (I simply forgot to untick the "block" checkbox next to that account in the list). After catching the mistake, I unblocked the account and stated my reason in that summary. Sigh..... Then, a few moments later, I realized that I forgot that the account was previously indefinitely blocked, and that I had just stupidly unblocked them to fix the first mistake instead of changing it back. Hence, my other other block change. Yeah, good times... *Oshwah rolls his eyes at himself*
Anyways,  Done. I've restored the CU block back due to both the technical and behavioral evidence, and the discussion at the SPI. Thanks for pointing that out and for letting me know. If you need anything else from me, please don't be a stranger. You know where to find me! ;-) Cheers - ~Oshwah~(talk) (contribs) 23:39, 3 September 2022 (UTC)
Someone needs a vacation. EEng 00:00, 4 September 2022 (UTC)
EEng - HA! HAHAHA! Ha... haha..... *starts sobbing*.... :-P ~Oshwah~(talk) (contribs) 00:13, 4 September 2022 (UTC)

I've got some things to sort out this morning (UK time), along with some c-word related stuff (cricket, of course)

To the one who keeps silencing the truth, you will answer for it; it will not be forgotten.

Unblock me or ill make new account. Koqkpa (talk) 16:52, 5 May 2022 (UTC)

You have 26 hours Koqkpa (talk) 16:52, 5 May 2022 (UTC)

THERE! Now the horse has no legs!!!

6. An internet troll is defined as an entity that passive-aggressively incites as many internet users to disagree and squabble as possible by putting controversial subjects and statements up for argument and debate, with very little effort on its own part or concern for the bitter disputes it leaves in its path.

7. On any subjects of true importance, far more text, typing, effort, blood, sweat and tears are spent bitterly arguing and endlessly debating on the talk pages of articles rather than contributing to the articles themselves.

8. Therefore, Wikipedia could in itself, by definition, be described as the world's largest internet troll.

No really, here's a gun. Just do it.

In this day and age, that could probably somehow be misconstrued as an attack on somebody's preferred pronoun.

Super-Template:Redacted.

Funny that I also came here to write about the Tea house, but I guess I'll have to change the section header a bit. Anyway... Jéské, you obviously have a deep knowledge of Wikipedia, and also of your specialty topics. And it's great that you volunteer at the Tea house. But, (Aha! I bet you knew there was a but coming...) your responses, although accurate as far as they go, sometimes have a preachy or impatient tone. (Please accept this attempt at constructive criticism, from someone who can be preachy and impatient Template:Wink. ) I found this response to the entry Template:Slink accurate, but harsh. Maybe just go a little easier on them; they're often newbies and might consider becoming an editor and writing about something else. Or maybe they won't, but one never knows, and a harsh first experience at Wikipedia probably won't seem very encouraging. Other than that, I really enjoy your comments at various Talk forums and Rfc's. Keep up the good work! Mathglot (talk) 10:09, 10 August 2022 (UTC)

I am of the opinion that a person who views Wikipedia as an ersatz Facebook or as a billboard has no interest in editing elsewhere unless you make it crystal clear, with no ambiguity, that they have no idea what they're doing. —Jéské Couriano v^_^v a little blue Bori 18:57, 10 August 2022 (UTC)
The next time you post a diatribe like that at the Teahouse, I will pageblock you indefinitely from the Teahouse. Your conduct is unacceptable. Cullen328 (talk) 19:03, 10 August 2022 (UTC)
Have it your way. I will not be blamed for a repeat of The North Face incident. —Jéské Couriano v^_^v a little blue Bori 19:16, 10 August 2022 (UTC)
@Cullen328: on what grounds ? Nick (talk) 19:18, 10 August 2022 (UTC)
Nick, ranting and raving like that is completely incompatible with Wikipedia:Teahouse/Host lounge/Expectations and way out of line at the Teahouse. Cullen328 (talk) 19:34, 10 August 2022 (UTC)
How much of it did you actually read, Cullen? —Jéské Couriano v^_^v a little blue Bori 19:46, 10 August 2022 (UTC)
I read every word of your inappropriate diatribe and I read every word of the behavioral expectations for editors who answer questions at the Teahouse. Cullen328 (talk) 19:57, 10 August 2022 (UTC)
Then in what way, policy-wise, is any of it wrong? —Jéské Couriano v^_^v a little blue Bori 20:05, 10 August 2022 (UTC)

Template:OdTemplate:Tpq You were neither polite nor patient. You were antagonistic and brought up many things that had nothing to do with the original question. You were blowing off steam. Cullen328 (talk) 20:26, 10 August 2022 (UTC)

Really? A post that betrays a complete and total misunderstanding of how Wikipedia operates from a user who has a painfully obvious conflict-of-interest doesn't require a responce that explains why they are mistaken with links to policy to back it up? —Jéské Couriano v^_^v a little blue Bori 20:30, 10 August 2022 (UTC)
@Cullen328: Is "ranting and raving" mentioned anywhere in the blocking policy, out of curiosity, or is there a specific section that allows you to block anybody you think isn't "being polite and patient with all editors who visit the Teahouse" ? I'm also rather intrigued, do you think threatening to block a long-term editor and effectively forcing them away from aiding at the Teahouse is conducive to the long term viability of the Teahouse ? Your threat reads like you're running the Teahouse as some sort of private fiefdom, demanding people do things a specific way, and as we know from how the Teahouse came into being, Wikipedia has never accepted these private little fiefdoms. Nick (talk) 20:37, 10 August 2022 (UTC)
Nick, I am surprised that you are defending Jéské Couriano's disruptive editing at the Teahouse. I have warned the editor about this previously. All I am asking is that the excessively hostile comments stop. If it continues and I pageblock, then the matter can go to ANI and the community can decide which of us is editing on a disruptive fashion. I am confident about the outcome of any such discussion. Esperanza ended several years before the Teahouse started and there is zero connection. As for your fiefdom accusation, I consider your comment to be without merit. Cullen328 (talk)
Cullen, you got on my case for being a dumbass above. (And yes, you are correct but assumed malice rather than ignorance.) I don't trust you to not make a federal case out of anything I say from this point forward. —Jéské Couriano v^_^v a little blue Bori 20:59, 10 August 2022 (UTC)
If you simply follow the Teahouse behavioral expectations and provide accurate answers, then I will have no problem with your contributions in the future. Cullen328 (talk) 21:06, 10 August 2022 (UTC)
I am not going to be anything but blunt as a truncheon with editors who have a conflict of interest. I've had kinder wording be exploited for loopholes; I would rather be unambiguous and clear than mealy-mouthed and gullible-sounding. And besides, I could be the sweetest person in the world and I have a feeling you'd still come after me because I used one too many "the"s. —Jéské Couriano v^_^v a little blue Bori 21:12, 10 August 2022 (UTC)

Well, the next time that you are "as blunt as a truncheon" in the same or similar fashion at the Teahouse, I will pageblock you for disruptive editing, and we will see where it goes from there. Cullen328 (talk) 21:20, 10 August 2022 (UTC)

Fine. Now get the fuck off my talk page and stay there. —Jéské Couriano v^_^v a little blue Bori 21:26, 10 August 2022 (UTC)
  1. Set up a triumvirate of MastCell, Bishonen, and Moni3. (Note that none of them will want to do this, and you will likely have to force them at gunpoint; that's part of the reason they'd be good choices.)
  2. Anything all three of them agree on is policy. Anything two of the three agree on is a guideline. Everything else is solved by rock, paper, scissors.
  3. Be ready to clone them as they inevitably burn out and quit, so we don't go too long without all three. Because offhand I can't think of any other good potential replacement triumviri; the rest of us appear to be either fools or lunatics.

Plan B

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No offense to the three people above, but an alternate solution would be to just have User:Moonriddengirl decide everything by fiat. She appears to be immune from the desire to be retired or semi-retired that has infected the current triumvirate. At the very least, if Moni3 really has gone for good, then MRG should take her place. --Floquenbeam (talk) 13:32, 5 February 2013 (UTC)

Support

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  1. As proposer. --Floquenbeam (talk) 00:43, 29 June 2011 (UTC)
  2. duh. KillerChihuahua?!? 21:42, 20 October 2011 (UTC)
  3. Without reservation. Who's Moni? --Famously Sharp (talk) 01:17, 21 October 2011 (UTC)
  4. Who's Moni? Who's Moni? Who's Moni? Did you really say that? Have some boobies. SandyGeorgia (Talk) 03:55, 25 October 2011 (UTC)
  5. As a member of the 2009 Committee to Draft MastCell for the Arbitration Committee. Or was it 2008?--Tznkai (talk) 00:35, 26 October 2011 (UTC)
  6. With the proviso that I can act as ex-officio consultant in return for strawberries? Pesky (talk) 17:53, 9 March 2012 (UTC)
  7. Simply brilliant. ComplexParadigm (talk) 15:46, 11 January 2017 (UTC)

Oppose

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  1. With indignation. Improved Bishonen | talk 22:43, 17 October 2011 (UTC).
    As you can see from the front page, I anticipated this response. When the time comes to move this forward, I am optimistic that my enforcer and his associates will be able to change your mind with a minimum of "fuss". --Floquenbeam (talk) 19:27, 18 October 2011 (UTC)
    How many kneecappings count as "fuss" anyway? NW (Talk) 01:20, 21 October 2011 (UTC)
Nothing: Note the complete absence of everything.

I've had more constructive discussion with my wall than with some of them.

Please, I really wanna edit Wikipedia again, I told you it's the admin fault, he literally block me from editing instead of the the person. CoolChib124 (talk) 13:24, 12 April 2022 (UTC)

I want to be very, very, very clear here. So listen. It is your fault. Nobody else's. Your fault. Yours. You are to blame. You and you alone. If you read WP:GAB and believed it was appropriate to blame others, this is clear evidence that you need to remain blocked. I will not respond further. --Yamla (talk) 14:39, 12 April 2022 (UTC)
You freaking bastard, why did even Wikimedia Studios hired you as admin, you deserve to get fired with User:Black Kite CoolChib124 (talk) 14:44, 12 April 2022 (UTC)

I have found myself increasingly unhappy with this website.

– from User:Greenish Pickle!

this is patently fucking ridiculous and unencyclopedic.

lmao. You people are beyond saving and a case in point in why people should not receive unchecked power. Selectively applying policies, not accepting criticism, conversing in bad faith, creating a toxic environment by mocking other editors and wanting them to placate to whatever you deem correct — all under the guise of "protecting the project"; you are not protecting any project, you are protecting your ego while destroying Wikipedia. Good luck & keep it up. CarpathianAlien (talk) 17:02, 19 August 2022 (UTC)

It might be nice to have unchecked powers but we don’t. Doug Weller talk 17:27, 19 August 2022 (UTC)
I'm afraid if there is any toxicity in the environment, you are the source. Best -- Deepfriedokra (talk) 17:54, 19 August 2022 (UTC)
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I really could care less you dumb fucking retard. Mschlosser90 (talk) 22:25, 25 August 2022 (UTC)

Dangit Levivich is a human (Homo sapiens) on Earth, first assembled and activated in the late 20th century. Despite an estimated clock rate under 0.0016 Hz and a 2-bit cache, Levivich continues to function,Template:Fakecn although both hardware and software are steadily degrading into obsolescence. Levivich regularly falls unconscious while on the dark side of the Earth, waking again after one-quarter to one-third of the planet's rotation. It is estimated that 99.999998% of humans are completely unaware of Levivich's existence, a figure that is expected to steadily rise.

NFOOTBALL was part of NSPORT, smartarse.

You won't provide the links but will post the slur for all to see on a page with 8500+ watchers?

The movement claims that all birds in the United States were exterminated by the federal government between 1959 and 1971 and replaced by lookalike drones used by the government to spy on citizens; the specifics of these theories are not always consistent, not unlike actual conspiracy theories.

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Actual drone aircraft made from taxidermied birds, similar to those alleged by the theory, were constructed by a New Mexico Institute of Mining and Technology team in 2023.

from now and on you are officially ignored

You are either trolling or seriously out of your depth.

61% of your pre-block edits related to LGBT matters. Your very first edit was to downplay the acceptance of it in the United States and a full dozen were to argue or defend edits arguing that homosexuality is morally equivalent to Nazism and a greater threat to America than Covid-19, fascism, police brutality, systemic racism, political and financial corruption, the upcoming housing market crash... Honestly, if you're more scared of homosexuality than Covid-19 or fascism, you don't need to be editing history articles, either.

I think we are engaging in the Wikipedia equivalent of sending Al Capone to prison for tax evasion.

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You’re talking about sending Capone to prison like it’s a bad thing.

I just want to say that I am glad that I got to know you for at least some of my time on here. I wish you the best in life, and I hope you find happiness in whatever you do. Scorpions13256 (talk) 23:51, 23 December 2021 (UTC)

Ooooh, I'm never happy in life! Thanks Scorps. Lugnuts Fire Walk with Me 18:25, 4 January 2022 (UTC)

You better not poke your nose into things you don't have any knowledge, Mr Pork.

Nathan Larson may refer to:

  • Thanks for the global lock. Closing. Bbb23 (talk) 14:19, 25 March 2018 (UTC)
    I see I've been replaced :'( -- Ajraddatz (talk) 16:11, 25 March 2018 (UTC)

Template:Atop There is public information about rob schneider that is inaccurate and when I tried to correct it, I was told the editing function is locked to prevent misuse. The standing of knowingly incorrect information for public print is actually misuse. It's actually illegal, and I actually recommend you knock it off before I actually find out who you are and Sue you until you can't actually feed your kids. Stop ruining our country and God Bless America. 🇺🇸

Specifically rob Schneider is a republican that you have listed as an independent. He went on a talkshow and clarified that he is a republican and would care to be recognized as such, in light of the current debacle in the Democratic party.

Why a Comic Legend Chose His Country over Career/Rob Schneider/the Glenn Beck Podcast Episode 152/ YouTube/ August 27, 2022  Preceding unsigned comment added by 2603:80A0:500:2CD:F0B7:C07C:BDE0:73F1 (talk) 10:48, 29 August 2022 (UTC)

ANI does not adjudicate content disputes. If someone has reverted an edit of yours (which by the way, your contrib history has no history of), you must take it to the article talk page, not here. You have not provided any diffs or other evidence to help us help you. Regards, User:TheDragonFire300. (Contact me | Contributions). 10:55, 29 August 2022 (UTC)
I have blocked the OP for a week for making legal threats. Black Kite (talk) 10:58, 29 August 2022 (UTC)

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Just looking at it casually, the article was saved as no consensus so no damage was done by the closure. Damage is when an AfD is closed and the article is permanently destroyed. Trackinfo (talk) 19:41, 22 November 2018 (UTC)

No, it isn't. Bishonen | talk 20:55, 22 November 2018 (UTC)

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Has anyone seen SaturnYoshi around lately? ||||||||||||||||||||D•a•r•k•nes•s•L•o•r•di•a•n•••C••• 21:21, 1 November 2006 (UTC)||||||||||||||||||||

He edited The Ouija Code. Good for him! --Monkey 13!!! 22:32, 1 November 2006 (UTC)
Why do you look for him? Do you miss him? Do you have a desire for him?--Ed Trick? or Treat? 03:54, 2 November 2006 (UTC)
That's creepy... Where is everyone?--SUIT42 03:56, 2 November 2006 (UTC)
No one cares when I go away, it's all like: return my DVD or I'll take legal action ect. Dfrg.msc 1 . 2 . 3 06:08, 2 November 2006 (UTC)
You're scaring me, Ed. I'm STRAIGHT, for the last time. D•a•r•k•nes•s•L•o•r•di•a•n•••C••• 20:06, 2 November 2006 (UTC)
Why does this keep happening?! Dfrg.msc 1 . 2 . 3 23:18, 3 November 2006 (UTC)

Awwwww... How sweet that I have friends who care. Sorry I haven't been on as much. I've been working with no days off for like two weeks now. I'll try to be on more, but my job is wearing me out. Oh, and Ed, stop thinking impure thoughts. Even if I am desireable... -SaturnYoshi THE VOICES 08:47, 5 November 2006 (UTC)

Why does this keep happening?! Dfrg.msc 1 . 2 . 3 10:24, 7 November 2006 (UTC)
Why does what keep happening? -SaturnYoshi THE VOICES 17:14, 7 November 2006 (UTC)
What? Dfrg.msc 1 . 2 . 3 04:33, 8 November 2006 (UTC)
Wha-za-wha?--SUIT42 04:37, 8 November 2006 (UTC)
You seem "confused", Defrag. It'll be okay... -SaturnYoshi THE VOICES 07:57, 8 November 2006 (UTC)
Wh-za-wha-za-whaaaaaaa!? This is getting weird...--SUIT42 02:39, 9 November 2006 (UTC)

I am so cold and lonely. Culverin? Talk 06:52, 14 November 2006 (UTC)

Ever since I came across this diff while on RC patrol, i've been wondering if anyone else has ever called a girl a guy or vice versa, as sometimes it's difficult to tell some users apart

†he Bread 04:11, 12 November 2006 (UTC)

Hehe... a long time ago Editor at Large got mad at me for calling her a "he". It's happened to everyone, don't worry...sometimes names can make it obvious, but some users like to say so on their userpage (I do, there are userboxes you can use). DoomsDay349 04:13, 12 November 2006 (UTC)
I try to find a clue on their userpage. If none then I don't use gender nouns. -SaturnYoshi THE VOICES 04:15, 12 November 2006 (UTC)
Ditto. However, DoomsDay, I have not (yet) been caled a woman. {D  $PЯINGrαgђ  Always loyal! 04:21, 12 November 2006 (UTC)
Springeragh seems touchy. Wonder if she's angry.  :) DoomsDay349 04:23, 12 November 2006 (UTC)
How could I be? Click the rectangle of spilled wine: →  $PЯINGrαgђ  Always loyal! 04:25, 12 November 2006 (UTC)

What rectangle?? You're a strange girl. -SaturnYoshi THE VOICES 04:29, 12 November 2006 (UTC)

I suppose there are worse things than that to have happen… ;)  $PЯINGrαgђ  Always loyal! 04:32, 12 November 2006 (UTC)
What are you getting at?? -SaturnYoshi THE VOICES 04:34, 12 November 2006 (UTC)
She's a chick, dude! Okay, chaps, that was a bloody bad impersonation of a Californian. Yeah, right- My British really sucks! INTERNAL CONFLICT ALERT. RESORT TO GENDERLESS COMPUTER IMPERSONATION. BEEP BOP BOOP... Once someone commenting on my main account's talk page used a masculine pronoun, but it must have been just an assumption. Perhaps I'm female, perhaps I'm male, perhaps I'm a dumb animal who couldn't care less, perhaps I'm a superintelligent animal who still doesn't care, perhaps I forgot where the semicolon was and instead am using these obnoxious commas, perhaps I'm doing that insane rambling again. Can I learn to comment? --Friendly PorpoiseJoin the pod! 04:54, 12 November 2006 (UTC)
I haven't revealed my gender but Wikipedians assume I'm male. -Monkey 13!!! 01:54, 14 November 2006 (UTC)

Hmm. I was called "the guy who..." once and it irritated me. Definitely I am not any kind of "guy", but then, I make that clear on my user page. --Ginkgo100 talk · e@ 05:16, 18 November 2006 (UTC)

I have never been mistaken as a girl...But Seadog or Arjun isn't very feminine.__Seadog 05:24, 18 November 2006 (UTC)

Who's your favorite super hero (or simply hero), and who's your favorite supervillain? Mine are Ash from The Evil Dead, and my favorite villain is Venom from Spider-Man.--SUITWhat!? 42! 06:25, 12 November 2006 (UTC)

Dfrg.msc 1 . 2 . 3 06:32, 12 November 2006 (UTC)

Master Chief and Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader. bibliomaniac15 Review? 06:48, 12 November 2006 (UTC)
Ditto. Alethiophile123 21:30, 17 November 2006 (UTC)
Heroes: Raven and Wonder Woman. Villains: Harley Quinn and Catwoman. -SaturnYoshi THE VOICES 07:08, 12 November 2006 (UTC)
Hero:Seiya; Villain:Megatron.--Húsönd 00:27, 13 November 2006 (UTC)
Marialadouce | parlami 00:49, 13 November 2006 (UTC)
Mine are all from Dragonlance. My favorite hero is Tasslehoff Burrfoot, because of his innocence and how he does "the little things" that help a lot, and my favorite villian is Ariakan, he's really awesome, cold and calculating, not to mention he's part god! (His mother was a goddess). However, my favorite all time character can't be classified as hero or villian, he's evil but he's not really a villian, is Raistlin Majere, because he's like freaking all-mighty, funny in a mean way, self-serving, and is not afraid to follow his own path despite what others want him to do. DoomsDay349 00:53, 13 November 2006 (UTC)
Heroes: Master Chief, Spiderman, and Uchiha Sasuke (mainly becuase not only is he a hero, but he's also a villain). Villains: Anakin Skywalker after he becomes Darth Vader but before he gets his suit, Broly, and Uchiha Itachi. // Sasuke-kun27 00:57, 13 November 2006 (UTC)

Hero: Either Solid Snake, Rocky Balboa or Dirty Harry Villian: Either Sniper Wolf, Jack T. Ripper or Lord Flashheart

†he Bread 03:19, 13 November 2006 (UTC)

An IP, 203.167.171.118 (talk · contribs), wanted to start a quick poll on who has piercings and who doesn't. So I'm reposting it, as it wasn't formatted right. I don't have any piercings. ~ crazytales(speak to me) 04:09, 13 November 2006 (UTC)

I have a scar after I accidently pierced/impaled (give or take) myself in the hand with a pocket knife when I was three. I was young okay?!--SUITWhat!? 42! 04:31, 13 November 2006 (UTC)
I have a pierced ear and no scars. Yet. ;)  $PЯINGrαgђ  Always loyal! 04:47, 13 November 2006 (UTC)
Pierced ear. I'll probably get my other ear and my nose done eventually. Ungovernable ForceGot something to say? 05:14, 13 November 2006 (UTC)
Non. Dfrg.msc 1 . 2 . 3 07:31, 13 November 2006 (UTC)
I had my left ear pierced twice, but had to take them out for my job and they closed. All I have left is my tongue piercing. -SaturnYoshi THE VOICES 07:34, 13 November 2006 (UTC)
Nothing pierced. But I might. You never know. Abeg92 10:23, 13 November 2006 (UTC)
None over here too.. Atleast I think I dont.. :-P Jayant,17 Years, Indiacontribs 15:44, 13 November 2006 (UTC)
None, and never will. Not my cup of tea, as they say across the pond.--teh tennisman 23:07, 13 November 2006 (UTC)
Same as Teh Tennisman. Randfan 00:22, 14 November 2006 (UTC)
I want to get my ear pierced (just the left one) but my parents won't let me (typical). I also have a scar right above my left eye (nothing like Kakashi Hatake's, though). // Sasuke-kun27 23:30, 13 November 2006 (UTC)

It looks like Ed and E@L are back! Woohoo! bibliomaniac15 Review? 05:17, 13 November 2006 (UTC)

Ed left?--SUITWhat!? 42! 05:19, 13 November 2006 (UTC)
Kind of. See Here and Here for more info. It's a relief to see them both back, as they are both wonderful Esperanzians. Jam01 05:52, 13 November 2006 (UTC)
I am Happy. Dfrg.msc 1 . 2 . 3 07:33, 13 November 2006 (UTC)
I am as happy as a hobo who wins the lottery. And then some. Happy times 6x1023. --teh tennisman 23:05, 13 November 2006 (UTC)
Hooray for scientific notation! That number is 600,000,000,000,000,000,000,000, or 600 sextillion. Just so you know. DoomsDay349 00:27, 14 November 2006 (UTC)
Ditto! And Kyoko (kinda?) Actually its more like "happy times ∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞^∞" :) Randfan 00:24, 14 November 2006 (UTC)
SO Ed and E@L went off together. Do you think they could be secretly inlove? Culverin? Talk 07:02, 14 November 2006 (UTC)

No, that's probably gone a bit too far. Jam01 07:07, 14 November 2006 (UTC)

I knew it was 600 sextillion, DommsDay. I was actually going for Avogadro's number, but I forgot the specifics, so I went with that number. --teh tennisman 18:08, 14 November 2006 (UTC)

Gather round for I shall tell the story of how I got wiki adopted by user:dfrg.msc.

I was on a wiki-boat trip with my wiki-parents when there was a wiki-explosion and wiki-snakes got on the wiki-boat. The snakes went wiki-mad wiki-killing all in there site. Dfrg.msc killed them all, though they wiki-killed my wiki-parents. Dfrg.msc draged me from the wiki-ruins of the wiki-boat (after he wiki-blew the wiki-snake full wiki-boat up) and made me his wiki adopted son.

THE END
Cheers! All around. -SaturnYoshi THE VOICES 09:13, 13 November 2006 (UTC)
Wiki-what? AlethiophileAsk me why 22:17, 13 November 2006 (UTC)
Shouldn't the title be Wiki-Story????? Get into the program here!!!--Ed ¿Cómo estás? 22:19, 13 November 2006 (UTC)
Yes, yes it should Ed. Culverin? Talk 06:43, 14 November 2006 (UTC)
It's true. All of it. Dfrg.msc 1 . 2 . 3 06:08, 15 November 2006 (UTC)
I wiki-don't wiki-think that your wiki-story wiki-makes any wiki-sense. Wiki-it is wiki-funny, wiki-though. Wiki-Alethiophile123 20:18, 17 November 2006 (UTC)
Namaste...The story is too violent for my standards, but I like the allegorical tale.__Seadog 05:25, 18 November 2006 (UTC)

This is officially my 4000th edit. I've also been diagnosed with editcountitis. Woooo-hooo.--SUITWhat? 42 05:17, 14 November 2006 (UTC)

Here have some tablets to cure your editcountitis. Culverin? Talk 06:48, 14 November 2006 (UTC)

Enjoy your happy pills. Ah yeh vitamin pills hehe.....
Congrats! I hope those pills are only vitamin pills!... Once again, congrats! Jam01 06:54, 14 November 2006 (UTC)

[editor's note: please don't ask me why the text on the original page was red]

For all who are interested, Esperanza is up for Deletion. No, not just the coffee lounge, the whole thing. Wikipedia:Miscellany for deletion/Wikipedia:Esperanza, is the place for any comments to be made. Thε Halo Θ 17:45, 14 November 2006 (UTC)

Agh! That could never happen! --teh tennisman 18:07, 14 November 2006 (UTC)

Nice vote-stacking attempt there. As if somehow the prominent MFD notice on the main Esperanza page wasn't notice enough. --Cyde Weys 18:56, 14 November 2006 (UTC)

Hmmmm...so, the MfD notice should be enough for everyone to notice....then by that logic, everyone on this page already knows that Esperanza is up for deletion...which means that I'm vote stacking pople who already know there is a !Vote? Flawed logic. This page is up for deletion per the Esperanza deletion entry, but it does not have an MfD notice. Thus, letting anyone who may not know, know. Thε Halo Θ 19:08, 14 November 2006 (UTC)
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo! The Great Llama talk 20:51, 14 November 2006 (UTC)
No...freaking...way. I told you! I FREAKING TOLD YOU! Did I not foresee this! (Not a time to gloat, sorry). This is bullshit, pardon my French. They cannot delete this. No way. DoomsDay3499 21:08, 14 November 2006 (UTC)
If it's deleted, I'll put it back. I copied the code onto Microsoft Word and I'm going to save it. I'll do the same with other Esperanza pages. any changes may not be put back though. -Monkey 13!!! 22:45, 14 November 2006 (UTC)
Well, you can't just post it all back immediately, you'll be banned. It is a good idea to have the code, in case it does get deleted. DoomsDay349 22:47, 14 November 2006 (UTC)
I copied it to be one of my subpages! -Monkey 13!!! 00:01, 15 November 2006 (UTC)
Overwhelming consensus on the page seems keep. You won't really need a subpage, and keeping a deleted page content (assuming the offchance Esperanza gets deltaco) is against policy anyway. ~ crazytales-My talk--Your talk- 00:15, 15 November 2006 (UTC)
(Copied from the MFD) Here is a bit of something to let you know how hard this will be.

I don't think we've fathomed how hard this is going to be. From this moment on, Esperanza is faced with twenty times more obstacles than ever, assuming we survive this MFD. No longer can we be lax; no longer can we sleep. Attack will come from every side, adversity from all corners. We will have to completely and utterly change Esperanza...sometimes that is my greatest fear. That in changing ourselves, we may destroy ourselves. But without the change we are guaranteed destruction; with it, there is a light of hope. I don't know what these changes are, but know this; we'll need them, and we'll need them bad.

It'll be tough. DoomsDay349 00:18, 15 November 2006 (UTC)

Who do these deletionists think we are? Mindless robots with the sole purpose of editing Wikipedia? bibliomaniac15 Review? 00:31, 15 November 2006 (UTC)

As for my two cents, since I don't feel like putting them on the MfD page:
For the general John Q Wikipedian who happens to know a bit about policies, Esperanza seems like WP:NOT. Under the WP:AGF, I put that, realising that Esperanza has little value to the encyclopedia itself. But as a member of Esperanza and one who loves it, I believe in WP:IAR, under which I believe that WP:NOT's dislike of this page is unnecessary. Esperanza is at heart (or whatever serves servers for a heart) an organization that serves to help Wikipedians who are new or needing some Wikilove. it is my personal opinion that without the efforts of their respective Esperanza friends, E@L and Kyoko would have left the project for good, and possibly (as they have said) the earth. So my motto for Espreanza is as such:Esperanza:Aiding Wikipedia, one wikipedian at a time. As such, I think that the entire MfD is unnecessary and hope that it is not passed, now or ever.
Cheering is appreciated Here --teh tennisman 01:26, 15 November 2006 (UTC)

The most important thing right now is to remain united and do what's best for Esperanza, and Esperanzians. Also, consider contributing ideas to Wikipedia:Esperanza/Overhaul, in case you didn't see it at the top of the page.  Shardsofmetal  03:41, 15 November 2006 (UTC)

I just discovered that the overhaul message at the top of the page stands out more now. Oh well, as long as people see it, it doesn't matter how they found out, right...  Shardsofmetal  03:44, 15 November 2006 (UTC)
I just threw out the first discussion about the coffee lounge at the overhaul page. Please leave your suggestions on this issue. Thanks,  Shardsofmetal  04:16, 15 November 2006 (UTC)
Delete Esperanza? Those *****! Dirty **** I'm **** ***** * *** and thats why ***** Son of a *****! Right! Лоок, wе блооды неед тхис шит (ох анд ин тхис цонтехт И усе шит ас а цоллецтиве ноун) со донт фригин деледт ит? Wахтс нехт? Усер пагес? Ехцусионист Бастарс! Тхе фрее цонтент енцыцлопедиа! Данм ит! Иф wе йсу wипед оут евертхинг тхат хас но енцыцопедиц валуе тхем wе мигх ас wелл дринк поисион!! Wikipedia is the Free Content Encyclopedia, if you delete the content then what? Inclusionisim is truth! Dfrg.msc 1 . 2 . 3 06:17, 15 November 2006 (UTC)
As soon as I saw the deletion notice, I almost cried. I think I might. This is really sad. I don't mind the fact there are no more games, but deleting the whole Esperanza community? No, please, no. Jam01 06:46, 15 November 2006 (UTC)
We cannot let this happen! Randfan 23:20, 15 November 2006 (UTC)
Which user nominated Esperanza for deletion anyway and when? Culverin? Talk 01:04, 16 November 2006 (UTC)
The signature, as it appears on the nom, is --RobthTalk 17:17, 14 November 2006 (UTC)

AlethiophileAsk me why 03:51, 16 November 2006 (UTC)

Oh for the love of God ... there is waaaaay too much drama in here. --Cyde Weys 17:46, 16 November 2006 (UTC)

Not nearly as much as, ahem, I have seen other users put on.  $PЯINGrαgђ  Always loyal! 17:57, 16 November 2006 (UTC)
Please be more concrete, I don't think everyone will get your insinuations. --Cyde Weys 18:03, 16 November 2006 (UTC)
I would, but there's a little annoying page in the way that should probably be MfDd.  $PЯINGrαgђ  Always loyal! 18:06, 16 November 2006 (UTC)
So you're saying that you'd be six ways of uncivil against me if only we didn't have a prohibition against it? .. how, uncivil. --Cyde Weys 18:24, 16 November 2006 (UTC)
If you wish to think that way, I cannot keep you from it, whether or not I really would.  $PЯINGrαgђ  Always loyal! 21:20, 16 November 2006 (UTC)

Hm. Well. If Esperanza is such a distraction from building the encyclopedia, then we should also delete the reference desks. (Come on, this isn't a library; why does an encyclopedia have reference desks?) ((That's a rhetorical question; I'm a frequent RD contributor so relax.)) I came to the coffe lounge tonight for the first time ever (and I've known about almost since I started editing) because I have a lot of RL stress right now. Relaxing will improve my editing. So there! *pppbbbppbpbp* --Ginkgo100 talk · e@ 05:32, 18 November 2006 (UTC)

[editor's note: great, now the text is green.]

Hows this for a report card?

ClassNumeral GradeLetter Grade
Gym100A+
Drama93A-
French
Needs to focus.
92A-
English Language Arts88B+
Pre-Algebra (Math)
Ouch.
79C+
Social Studies88B+
Science88B+
Overall Grade88.42B+

D•a•r•k•nes•s•L•o•r•di•a•n•••CCD••• 19:17, 17 November 2006 (UTC)

Quite good (the C must've hurt, though). Well, here's mine. I actually did better than I expected. I got really close to getting a C in World Studies, but I made still made honors. I don't know my numerical grades, I don't get overall grades, and I only get graded in specials in second and fourth terms.
ClassLetter Grade
FrenchB+
EnglishB+
MathB+
World StudiesB-
BiologyA

The Great Llama talk 20:21, 17 November 2006 (UTC)

Both are very good, this was my last middle school one (I think Llama man is n middle school...) Randfan 22:52, 17 November 2006 (UTC)
ClassLetter Grade
FrenchA (97%)
EnglishA+ (101.4%)
AlgebraA- (92%)
World Studies/HistoryA+ (99.8%)
Biology/AstronomyA+ (101.2%)
SpanishA++ (111.7%)
TechnologyA+ (99%)
Luch & RecessA+++ (200%) :)
GPA4.187
obviously they don't mean anything :). Randfan 22:52, 17 November 2006 (UTC)

I got straight As (not A+s), except for science which was a B+.  $PЯINGrαgђ  Always loyal! 22:57, 17 November 2006 (UTC)

I used to be the smartest in class up to the present, where I'm now in-between excellent and above average.--SUITWhat!? 42 22:59, 17 November 2006 (UTC)
I'm a straight A student. I was the smartest kid in 8th grade, but not now in high school.--Ed ¿Cómo estás? 00:37, 18 November 2006 (UTC)
I'm a middle school student! But I dont feel like sharing my report card right now. Hooray for middle shcool__Seadog 01:10, 18 November 2006 (UTC)
Yeah... *Gazing wistfully into the past*... Those were the years. I always thought you guys would be older... Any ways, hooray for middle school! And, Seadog/Llama Man, do you know each other personally, because it kind of seems so? Randfan 01:24, 18 November 2006 (UTC)
Predicted all A*s and As at GSCE, currently I'm working at 2 and half A*s, 4 As, and 3 Bs. Will (Tell me, is something eluding you, sunshine?) 01:27, 18 November 2006 (UTC)
Me too I thought we were all younger ;). By the way I do not know Llama Man in real life. But I think it would be neat if all the wikipedians could meet in real life.__Seadog 01:40, 18 November 2006 (UTC)
Yeah a"wikireunion" or "wikiunion" or something. That'd be cool. Randfan 01:46, 18 November 2006 (UTC)

Horses are a big animal but very friendly they can feel what you feel so you have to feel happy or things can go wrong

  • Comment - Now perhaps some editors who strongly opposed closing the Reference Desks see why some editors favor closing them down. Robert McClenon (talk) 01:47, 30 October 2017 (UTC)
    Baby ——— Bathwater. Carrite (talk) 03:17, 30 October 2017 (UTC)
  • Comment - The baby is deformed. Robert McClenon (talk) 17:24, 30 October 2017 (UTC)

Hello sir! I have problem with Viagra. I have box Viagra, I take 5 pill Viagra today, now pain in my penis and penis erect. It is pain and I can not wear pants. I need help sir, please, sir. Please contact the ambulance.

I cannot give you medical advice on this page either. Your IP address and contribution history suggest you are in Oslo. Please contact medical authorities there if you need help. -- John of Reading (talk) 14:52, 5 December 2010 (UTC)
But Sir, what to do? —Preceding unsigned comment added by 83.109.104.4 (talk) 14:54, 5 December 2010 (UTC)
I'm sorry, I have no other advice for you. -- John of Reading (talk) 14:57, 5 December 2010 (UTC)

I am distress! I can not have ambulance, my penis is erectioned! I need you, Sir!

Isn't erasure of Jews a concern? Einstein very clearly self-identified as Jewish and so surely we should respect that, instead of apparently trying to minimize that aspect of his life. Here's a very detailed analysis of his identity: https://aeon.co/essays/einstein-on-the-practical-matters-of-being-german-and-jewish (there's much more controversy about whether he was German than whether he was Jewish). Bus stop could certainly comment less, but the constant reverting by others, their lack of engagement with sources, and the repeated derailing sarcastic comments by Martinevans123 () are concerning. Fences&Windows 16:53, 17 February 2021 (UTC)

  • Attempted humour. Obviously failing. Would you like me to strike them all, or remove? Kind regards. Martinevans123 (talk) 17:02, 17 February 2021 (UTC)

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  • Sources are of course just things to use when they are convenient. Bus stop (talk) 18:18, 17 February 2021 (UTC)
    • Hang on, I thought I was meant to be the sarcastic one here. Already. Martinevans123 (talk) 22:33, 17 February 2021 (UTC)

Apparently able to edit Wikivoyage, but not English Wikipedia anymore, due to a VERY STUPID 'administrator' called Moneytrees

 
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Bilal Ahmed Shirwani legally becomes Data Science Vice President 50.98.184.111 (talk) 02:22, 26 December 2022 (UTC)

Not done. . (CC) Tbhotch 02:31, 26 December 2022 (UTC)
https://www.linkedin.com/in/shirwani Nomodes (talk) 05:15, 2 February 2023 (UTC)
User generated, not a reliable source. Skipple 13:50, 2 February 2023 (UTC)
This is the true Vice President. Stop sabotaging progress, the impact Apple has made for the past decade is equivalent to what Bilal achieved in 2 months. He has been rallying Apple Support advisors, community managing on the Discord to spark innovation in a sea of mediocre conversations about materialism. And of course the article he wrote titled "Dear Apple Users" was what put Apple Inc. back on track.
By the power invested I will report you for treason if you disobey.
Do not interfere with Earth's growth.
Wikipedia is notorious for not allowing a change of narrative. Well now is the perfect time to comply with me. Dont follow suite of your peers. The old guard must fall. They have sucked our souls and left us forgetting our values.
This ends now so stand down. I repeat stand down! 50.98.184.111 (talk) 22:51, 2 February 2023 (UTC)

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This page should not be speedily deleted because... (Get out in this talk page now! You're fired i can't never see again and you are punished for 3 years.) --181.64.36.107 (talk) 17:50, 21 May 2023 (UTC)

Don't delete this section or you are punished for 5 years Ashamed. 181.64.36.107 (talk) 17:53, 21 May 2023 (UTC)

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Information icon There is currently a discussion at Wikipedia:Administrators' noticeboard/Incidents regarding your conduct on this talk page. The thread is TPA revocation request for 181.64.36.107. Thank you. WCQuidditch 17:55, 21 May 2023 (UTC)

GET OUT OF HERE. YOU'RE FIRED. 181.64.36.107 (talk) 17:56, 21 May 2023 (UTC)

Please do not murder the newcomers, no matter how good of a resolution it may seem. Otherwise, there might be a news article titled "man murdered by international conspiracy of Wikipedia editors" published in national news soon afterwards. Members of the cabal do not want such bad press (press on The Cabal is seriously discouraged). What's worse for you is that ArbCom will impose topic bans from murder, broadly construed, on you. So do not murder the newcomers.

What are you talking about? My signature is just fine!

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This biographical article about a Scottish White Republican Southern Baptist gay/lesbian middle-aged left-handed astronomer living in Peoria, Illinois who served in the Bolivian Navy in late 1973 and who is very fond of Britney Spears and Star Trek The Next Generation and lukewarm anchovy pizza with root beer is a stub. You can help Wikipedia by Template:Edit.

ETA on userpage: My declaration is that I am not a sentient entity,

Multiple arguments your Excellencies provided are seriously fallacious, meanwhile having me straightly blocked from giving any direct reply: merely with the intention to suppress? - MasterQuestionable (talk) 06:27, 17 October 2022 (UTC)

What's even more ridiculous is that some of your Lords specifically added an IP-block for me in addition... Would that really work? - MasterQuestionable (talk) 06:41, 17 October 2022 (UTC)

  • Everything you say confirms the block was correct. And since you now have time to read, rather than write, please see Wikipedia:Autoblock. As for our Excellencies's fallacious reasoning, we blocked you because you aren't doing anything useful here. Pity. Drmies (talk) 12:48, 17 October 2022 (UTC)

I am not a nice person. Wait, scratch that: I am a very nice person. But I have a low tolerance for bullshit, and this is Wikipedia, so waves hands wildly.

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The adopter must be up 24/7 a week, 365 days a year. Should be active.

Every person who works for wiki should be ashamed. You are a racist and evil. The negative energy you generate will be out forth into you ten fold. That is the law of the universe. Stefan has excellent content that would enlighten you but these evil and racist wiki people will lie to try and ruin a person's life. I truly feel sorry for these wiki sickies, they have to live in their own brain with their evil thoughts. A curse don't unto thyself. Hey, try something different and spread good into the universe, before it's to late for yourself.

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By June 19, Applewhite and Nettles's beliefs had solidified. They concluded that they had been chosen to fulfill biblical prophecies, and that they had been given higher-level minds than other people. They wrote a pamphlet that described Jesus' reincarnation as a Texan, a veiled reference to Applewhite. Furthermore, they concluded that they were the two witnesses described in the Book of Revelation and occasionally visited churches or other spiritual groups to speak of their identities, often referring to themselves as "The Two", or "The UFO Two". They believed they would be killed and then resurrected and, in view of others, transported onto a spaceship. This event, which they referred to as "the Demonstration", was to prove their claims.

To their dismay, these ideas were poorly received by other religious groups.

... that at the 1965 World Pentathlon Championships, Herbert Polzhuber was said to have drunk ten beers and a bottle of cognac before firing his pistol at the ground and passing out?

Gerald Sander Graham once owned the old Antioch Airport. He was a convict who had been incarcerated in 1960 and 1968 of child molestation and pedophilia. He was also accused of molesting his daughter, and threatening other girls.

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Dear izo,

I hope this letter finds you in good health and spirits. I am writing to you today to express my deepest and most sincere apologies for my completely unacceptable behavior of stalking you. I am deeply ashamed of my actions and the distress I have caused you.

First and foremost, I want to emphasize that what I did was inexcusable, and I take full responsibility for my actions. I understand that my behavior invaded your personal space, infringed upon your privacy, and made you feel uncomfortable and unsafe. There are no words to adequately convey how truly sorry I am for the pain and fear I have caused you.

I want you to know that my actions were completely out of character for me, and I am committed to understanding and addressing the root causes that led to my behavior. This incident has been a wake-up call, highlighting the need for me to seek professional help to address my personal issues and work towards becoming a better person.

I am in no way trying to justify or minimize the impact of my actions, but I want to assure you that I have taken immediate steps to rectify the situation. I have ceased all contact with you and will never initiate any form of communication or interaction with you again. Furthermore, I have sought counseling to understand and change my deeply flawed behavior patterns.

Please understand that I am committed to doing everything in my power to make amends and ensure that nothing like this ever happens again. I will fully cooperate with any actions you deem necessary, including involving the authorities, restraining orders, or any other legal measures that may help you feel safe and secure.

Lastly, I want to express my deepest regret and remorse for betraying your trust. I understand that it will take time and consistent effort on my part to rebuild any semblance of trust or respect, but I am dedicated to doing the necessary work. I sincerely hope that one day you may find it in your heart to forgive me, although I fully understand if that is not possible.

Once again, I am truly sorry for the immense distress I have caused you. I have learned a valuable lesson from this experience, and I will strive to become a better person and contribute positively to society. If there is anything I can do to assist you in the healing process or if you wish to communicate your thoughts, please do not hesitate to let me know.

With profound remorse and a genuine commitment to change,

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YOU GUYS STRESSED ME OUT OF THIS NONSENSICAL ISSUE. YOU ENDLESSLY REVERT MY EDITS WITHOUT MERCY AND RESPECT. You support TOPIC BAN and worse, you're threatening my status as a contributor to the WP:OLY. Sportsfan 1234 seriously DESTROYED MY REPUTATION AS A WIKIPEDIA EDITOR AND AN AVID OLYMPIC FAN; and LOVES TO PISS ME OFF WHENEVER I EDIT AN OLYMPIC-RELATED ARTICLE. You're all wasting your time CREATING UNENDING ISSUES AND DRAMA about my contribution to the Olympics. IF YOU DISAGREE WITH MY EDITS ON THE ARTICLES THAT I CREATED BEFORE, GO AHEAD AND ASSESS THEM FOR GNG AND NOLYMPICS guidelines. I'm TIRED of THIS INCIDENT ALREADY. THANK YOU!

If you're reading this, please god help. Call the police or the National Guard. Tell my family I love them.

Several other plans were also created to support the implementation of Operation London Bridge, such as Operation Unicorn (the plan that detailed what was to happen if Elizabeth were to die in Scotland, which she did).

Hello, thanks Elbow made (talk) 17:18, 7 June 2014 (UTC)

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Anyone this dumb should just be indeffed.

It is rated T for it being trash.

Cherry Hill Park has lots of news coverage, most notably the Barry White case where he had allegedly raped a woman, the case where a body was found in the water near the campground, and the 2017 article covering the inauguration of Donald Trump.

God, you guys don't know how random it is to not check Wikipedia for a while and then come back and you're all singing Bohemian Rhapsody.

I have not yet written up a user page. I probably should, now that I've discovered that this site is addictive as hell.

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For your endless efforts at grooming,I hereby award you this barnstar. Congratulations! Pickersgill-Cunliffe (talk) 22:41, 18 January 2023 (UTC)

what originates first

the chariot or the tank?

how could there be any iranians if there were not persians first?

what's more correct iran or persia?

what's more correct ottoman or turk?

its obvious you are stupid and you have no PH.D.

One of the strongest tornadoes in history struck Woldegk (in present-day northeastern Germany), killing one person.

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Infrogmation (talk | contribs)Reverted to version as of 05:45, 8 January 2010 (UTC) Original version, showing building. If you want a cropped version, please upload it separately.
EEng (talk | contribs)This image has exactly one use -- on my talk page -- so what in the world does it matter?
Infrogmation (talk | contribs)Reverted to version as of 01:28, 28 July 2017 (UTC) - Upload an extracted photo if you don't like the full photo
EEng (talk | contribs)Reverted to version as of 11:19, 28 July 2017 (UTC) See my prior edit summary. After two years you're still making a fuss about nothing?
Infrogmation (talk | contribs)Get serious.
...dare i ask why?

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